A student walked out of the classroom this afternoon during class, got his hat from the hook, and went out the front door. Staff members went after him and brought him back to the office to explain to the principal why he left.
A few minutes later, the principal called another student out of the room.
A few minutes after that, she called a third student out of the room.
We got the explanation later: It seems that student #1 had been sleeping. Students 2 and 3 woke him up, saying that he had missed his bus. So he jumped up and ran out of the building, hat in hand, to....what....chase down the bus?
We are still laughing.